Have a hot date and nothing to wear? For Simpsons fans, at least, the good folks over at Spreadshirt have you covered with their brand-new line of officially licensed t-shirts and tops celebrating Matt Groening’s beloved cult comedy. Over the years, fans have seen their favorite Simpsons characters emblazoned on everything from toys to lunch boxes and playing cards.

From the beginning, though, there were always the t-shirts. Long-time Simpsons fans probably remember the first time they wore a “Bart Simpson: Underachiever and Proud of It” t-shirt to school, and were subsequently told to turn it inside out, lest the cartoon’s subversive message disrupt the learning process.

As the show and its fans have matured, so have the t-shirt offerings. Paying respect to its heritage, this latest collection still celebrates Bart’s passion for slacking off and causing general mayhem, yet makes room to showcase Homer’s dueling lusts for beer, foodstuffs and relaxation. There’s even a design that pays tribute to Homer’s brief but glorious time as a softball player.

In all, there are nine unique designs, ensuring that Simpsons buffs will always have something to wear. And for those who want to stay traditional, this new collection features – you guessed it – an “Underachiever and Proud of It” t-shirt. Now, children of all ages can disrupt the learning process.